Would
all the women within the “sound” of my blog who like comb-overs on men please
stand up? Ah ha! Just as I thought—no one.
Are
you listening men? Because one thing is certain—bald
is beautiful!
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Marketers
attempt to make you feel less attractive so they can sell you hair treatments
and product. You don’t need no stinkin’ product. You need a buzz! And I’m not talking about ten successive cans
of Dr. Pepper. I’m talking about a #1
attachment to your barber shears.
Men,
attention! Chest out, stomach in, chin
up, and your male-pattern baldness shining like a glorious manly orb. What woman would not like to get her hands on
one of these hunks:
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