Would
all the women within the “sound” of my blog who like comb-overs on men please
stand up? Ah ha! Just as I thought—no one.
Are
you listening men? Because one thing is certain—bald
is beautiful!

Marketers
attempt to make you feel less attractive so they can sell you hair treatments
and product. You don’t need no stinkin’ product. You need a buzz! And I’m not talking about ten successive cans
of Dr. Pepper. I’m talking about a #1
attachment to your barber shears.
Men,
attention! Chest out, stomach in, chin
up, and your male-pattern baldness shining like a glorious manly orb. What woman would not like to get her hands on
one of these hunks: