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I announce my candidacy for President of the United States, and the formation
of the SODA (Screenwriters and Other Disadvantaged Americans)
Join the SODA Party
elected, I will represent all screenwriters and Americans who can’t get their
scripts read or otherwise can’t make all of their dreams come true.It’s not well known that screenwriters suffer
more than the average American and should preside over the Victim Class of our
many Americans, I am dissatisfied with our current slate of candidates. They
look like characters from a movie comedy. Wouldn’t you agree?
Trump – If he’s elected, numerous countries may not allow him to cross their
borders. If Mexico does build a fence
(as he said Mexico would), it will be to keep him out. Besides, my hairdo looks better than his,
don’t you think?
Cruz – He should run for Prime Minister
Clinton – If she’s elected, her husband Bill Clinton will be the First Lady,
further confusing the gender issue. Also, she may have connections with Hell,
since women who don’t vote for her will (allegedly) go there.
Uncle Bernie – the USSR candidate – if he’s elected, we’ll become a socialist
state, which may not matter since we are practically there already. Instead, elect Crazy Uncle Dave (me).
Rubio – I’m trying to get him to switch parties and be my running mate because
I know just what to make him say. Stay tuned for an announcement from him.
Stumping in rural Indiana
Drink to SODA
SODA Party Song will be “Don’t worry, be happy” and our SODA Party drink will
be soda, naturally, or natural soda.
Perhaps just that alone will induce you to join the SODA party and
create a three-party system in our country. However, what should really
convince you are my qualifications.
A Westerner looks East to the White House
am not political plus I believe in God, the environment, and the quadratic formula.
everyone can vote for me because I am multicultural and have a diverse family
heritage: English, Irish, French, German, Danish, and Scottish. My wife is Southern and I promise to wear
Hawaiian shirts in the Oval Office.
more proof? I favorably reviewed the movies “Dances with Wolves” and “The Color
Purple” and have mentioned them in my book (The
Screenwriter’s Bible, available at Amazon.com). Plus, if elected, I promise not to blow up any countries
in the world except maybe North Korea…and one country to be named later.
Get your campaign button today
if that is not enough, I speak Spanish: Hablo español, mis gran amigos. Por
favor, votan por mi y siguen viviendo. (Translation: I speak Spanish, my great friends, Please vote for me and keep living.)